sam dyer 9:42 PM
WUT
ellie hawthorn 9:42 PM
WAAAAAAT
sam dyer 9:42 PM
I just came up with a great rap battle diss
ellie hawthorn 9:43 PM
yeah yeah uh huh yeah yeah I'm the best man
43:11
I did it
43:13
hahaa
43:16
ever seen that
sam dyer 9:43 PM
my tongue is an acid-tinged silky virtual drillbit, as compared to those of my enemy unawares whose might as well be a catheter bag that's leaking out its own shit
43:26
booyah.
ellie hawthorn 9:46 PM
lololol
46:39
I prefer mine
46:42

46:46
kewl
46:56
You Jay-Z now or wha
sam dyer 9:46 PM
yeah, you never heard flow as sick as that
47:02
both linguistically and visually
ellie hawthorn 9:47 PM
neva
sam dyer 9:47 PM

ellie hawthorn 9:47 PM
it's sick baby
sam dyer 9:47 PM
I could be that ill on a consistent basis if I practiced
48:05
i could get sued for damages against the english language though
ellie hawthorn 9:49 PM
Don't be ill!
49:18
Have some medicines
49:19
: 3
49:25
LIFE'S A BAAAATH
sam dyer 9:49 PM
oh you NOOB
49:41
as in 'I'm ill, sick, wicked, banging'
ellie hawthorn 9:49 PM
I know
49:55
I was being funneh
sam dyer 9:50 PM
no, you were being a noob
50:06
but that's ok
50:10
we all slip up from time to time
50:19
some more than others
50:37
and some in more of a dramatic, slippy fashion that resembles performance art
50:38
;P
ellie hawthorn 9:51 PM
Hey fuck you
51:06
hahaha
51:16
yes
sam dyer 9:51 PM
it'll cost you
ellie hawthorn 9:51 PM
I did that today thrice
51:27
fuck
sam dyer 9:51 PM
I'm highly in demand,
51:29
bwhahaha
ellie hawthorn 9:51 PM
I'm so clumsy
51:38
OSHURE
51:41
erm
51:44
what the fuck itunes
51:57
yeah alright just make hexagons out of yourself and lie all over chrome
sam dyer 9:52 PM
you can't talk to your computer through the mouse, noob
ellie hawthorn 9:52 PM
wat
52:52
STOP THAT
sam dyer 9:53 PM
step away from the hardware
ellie hawthorn 9:53 PM
STOP IT
53:27
lolol
53:28
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lig6zs39AR1qam8bfo1_500.gif
sam dyer 9:55 PM
you just find anything amusing
55:22
including the exploitation of the jewish people
55:26
you racist
ellie hawthorn 9:55 PM
Pffft
sam dyer 9:55 PM
you and hitler? like peas in a pod.
ellie hawthorn 9:56 PM
luv hitler
56:29
he my homeboy
56:33
get me
57:03
i wax his tash at the weekends~
57:45
Jungfolk fo lyfff represent <333
sam dyer 9:57 PM
yeah, and keep the hairs and roll around in them like a sick, sad person
ellie hawthorn 9:58 PM
there's nothing sick or sad about mine and mein fuhrers relationship okay
58:26
it's very healthy
58:38
we practise yoga on Tuesdays
58:44
u jus jelly
sam dyer 9:58 PM
considering that he's dead, i doubt your definition of health, but thats par for the course with someone as unbalanced as yourself
59:04
I'm sure you rock out with him in his 'crib'.
ellie hawthorn 9:59 PM
WHAT WHAT
59:07
SAY WHAT BITCH
59:17
We do more than rock out
sam dyer 9:59 PM
you heard me, you hair laden hobag xD
ellie hawthorn 9:59 PM
lederhosen
59:41
lederhoesbag
sam dyer 9:59 PM
you'd better snap up that gmail name or I will.
ellie hawthorn 10:00 PM
HAHAHA
00:03
Gmail
00:04
gFAIL
00:07
I mean uh
00:09
y
sam dyer 10:00 PM
Bragging rights. All the SS will love you for it.
ellie hawthorn 10:00 PM
:]
00:51
LUV DEM BOIIIIS
01:24
made it my tumblr name
sam dyer 10:01 PM
y'know, I seem to end up in contact with a lot of young people who are involved in terrorism and genocide these days
ellie hawthorn 10:01 PM
ololol
01:39
O______O
sam dyer 10:01 PM
met a very charming young lady who was prepping toddlers for al qaida camps
ellie hawthorn 10:01 PM
wuuut
sam dyer 10:02 PM
teaching them on how to cleanse their homes
ellie hawthorn 10:02 PM
D;
sam dyer 10:02 PM
and their lives, in the eternal fire of purification
02:36
it was a terrible situation
ellie hawthorn 10:03 PM
ugh
sam dyer 10:03 PM
I had to call in Dick Cheney to tell them all to go fuck themselves
ellie hawthorn 10:03 PM
hahahaha
03:38
...I'm not sure who he is
03:43
Oh I have to go
03:48
my dad wants to get on here
03:58
I'm gonna go watch that Banksy film and smoke up
03:59
:]
sam dyer 10:04 PM
that's a good film.
04:12
this was the best conversation I've had in a while xD
ellie hawthorn 10:04 PM
we need to skype when I have my laptop back!
04:31
it's gonna be £70 to fucking repair
04:33
grrr
04:36
yay!
04:38
I'm awesome
05:25
buhbyeeee samwise
sam dyer 10:05 PM
Toodle ooh, Eva.
ellie hawthorn 10:06 PM
!